Your living in Cape Breton if...

• Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway
• "Vacation" means going to Halifax for the weekend
• You measure distance in hours
• You know several people who have hit deer more than once
• You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day
• You use a down comforter in the summer
• Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching
• You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events
• You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked
• You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them
• There are 7 empty cars idling in the parking lot at the Canadian Tire store at any given time
• You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
• Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow
• You think lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas