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Thursday, January 06, 2005

Lightbulb Jokes

How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Into what?

How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Avg. Engineer = 130 pounds
Avg. Engineer can lift 1/2 body weight over his head
130/2=65 Pounds
Avg. Light bulb = 4 oz. = .25 Pounds
(1 Eng/65 pounds) * (.25 pounds) = 0.0038 engineers to change a bulb.


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