Hair today, gone tomorrow

I hear Donald Trump is releasing a line of hair care products. Stop laughing, it's true. This has potential for a slew of new products.

Coming to a store near you:

• George Bush's new Dictionary.
• Star Jones will be releasing "Chicken Soup for Other Peoples Feelings"
• Michael Moore's new book "Personal Hygiene for Dummies"

If you are a brave person, click here to see Star Jones in a bathing suit. (Consider yourself warned -and- Someone, Please poke out my eyes!) Also, it might be time to celebrate, Star Jones is #3 on the "Star Magazines Top 10 Most Annoying Celebrities for 2004" list.

I'm BC and I'll BC'ing ya