Off the island...

Alister and Gerard, from Cape Breton, were visiting Toronto and decided to take a stroll down Yonge St. As they were walking, Gerard said "Jeeze, bye, look at how cheap the clothes are in dat store, bye". Alister looked and said "ya, bye, suits $4.00, shirts $2.00, trousers $2.50". "If we was smart, we'd buy a whole bunch of those clothes and sell them on the island when we return." Gerard said "good idea, bye, let me do the talkin', I'll pretend like I'm from Toronto so they don't take advantage of us".

In they go. They placed an order for 200 suits, 200 shirts, and 200 pairs of trousers. The store owner said to them "you guy's must be from Cape Breton?" Gerard said "Lard tundering jeesus, how'd ya know, bye?" The owner said "this is the dry cleaners"

(Thanks to Greasy Gary on Q104, Halifax)

I'm BC and I'll be seeing ya