Misfire

Poor old Matilda lost her husband, George, of 56 years. She was heart broken. They spent everyday together since they met. Matilda decided she had nothing left to live for so she got out Georges' gun and decided to take her own life. She wasn't sure how to do it so she called an old friend who was a nurse. She explained her story and her friend told her to shoot herself in the heart. Matilda thought that has appropriate because her heart was broken anyway.

Matilda wasn't exactly sure where her heart was located so she phoned her friend back. She asked "where's my heart located", her friend said "just below your left breast". Later that day Matilda was admitted to hospital with a bullet wound to her left knee cap.

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