Mergers and Acquisitions

As a public service to others, I present the most recent business mergers to assist in your financial planning.

• Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.GraceCompany will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

• Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces andbecome: Poly, Warner, Cracker

• 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood

• Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will mergeand become: ZipAudiDoDa

• FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP

• Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: FairwellHoneychild

• Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants

• Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:KnottNOW!

• Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:TittyTitty Bang Bang

Thanks to Deke for this one.

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