Bumper Stickers

• All generalizations are false.
• I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
• Beer: The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
• Why does the Vatican have lightning rods?
• Black holes are where Mother Nature divided by zero
• Careful, I’m not wearing clean underwear!
• Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous.
• Condoms are easier to change than diapers!
• Dyslexics of the world, untie!
• First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and then the suffering
• It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand
• Give Me Ambiguity Or Give Me Something Else
• Graduate quickly, millions on welfare depend on you
• I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
• I used up all my sick days so I called in dead!
• Jesus is real! I saw him at a party last week, he was playing cards with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny
• I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum, because how could you be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum?
• I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous
• I'm a member of the Redundancy Department of Redundancy
• Heck is for people that don't believe in Gosh
• Jesus Saves… He Passes It To Gretzky… He Shoots… He Scores!
• My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
• Come to the dark side, we have cookies
• My karma ran over your dogma.
• Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
• Quiet brain! or I'll poke you with another Q-tip.
• Rap Is To Music What Etch-A-Sketch Is To Art
• Nine out of ten priests who have tried Camels, prefer young boys
• So you're a feminist - isn't that cute!
• Support Yogurt! It's the only culture some people have.
• On the sixth day God created man. On the seventh day, man returned the favor
• The gene pool could use a little chlorine
• They told me I was gullible...then they took it out of the dictionary
• What if the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about?

I'm BC and I'll BC'ing Ya!