Shining Face to Face

Monday, February 20, 2006

Maybe the neighbours are fine?

Found this on News of the Weird. I'll never complain about raking leaves again.

Debra Field was convicted of violating the Hobart, Ind., nuisance ordinance in July by keeping two 300-pound hogs as pets, after neighbors complained of the smell produced by the pigs' estimated 35 pounds of waste per day. Fields had testified, apparently seriously, that she personally couldn't smell her pigs at all. [WKMG-TV-AP, 7-25-05]

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Bad Granny's...

Three old ornery grandma's were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. An old grandpa walked by and one of the old grandma's yelled out "We bet we can tell how old you are." The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it." One of the ornery grandma's said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age."

So embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers. The grandma's stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"

The old man was stunned. "Amazing! How in the world did you guess that?"

The ornery old grandma's, laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison,"Because You Told Us Yesterday"

Thanks to Kee Kee for this one.

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Saturday, February 18, 2006

Olympic Stats...

For an easy to use and intuitive Complete Results Database of historical Olympic winners click here


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The Long Way Round...

Trading the red carpet for the open road, follow actors and friends Ewan McGregor (Trainspotting, Star Wars) and Charley Boorman (Deliverance, Excalibur) as they chronicle their four-month transcontinental motorcycle journey in the new seven-part series The Long Way Round on OLN.

Friends since 1997, McGregor and Boorman share a passion for motorcycles. In 2003 they decided to make a seemingly impossible dream come true: to ride motorcycles from London to New York, the long way. Throughout the series' seven one-hour episodes, the two men circumnavigate the longest continuous landmass on earth - travelling through the Ukraine, Kazakhstan, Mongolia, Siberia, Canada and the United States. Watch as they forego their comfortable lives to battle harsh terrain, soak up the stunning scenery and experience the generosity of the people they meet while travelling the Long Way Round the world.

Prior to setting off on this incredible journey, the two friends complete extensive Hostile Environment Training, led by former British Army Special Air Services Officers. These invaluable lessons include how to handle guns and deal with everything from rogue border officials to bear attacks. They also learn how to cope with medical emergencies, including suturing their own wounds and setting their own broken bones. To ensure their total self-sufficiency, the two men also learn how to maintain and repair their BMW R1150 GS Adventure motorcycles. However, as they set out on this journey, it becomes apparent that no amount of training will fully prepare them for the experiences that lay before them.

The series is available on DVD and they also wrote a book about the expedition. The book is a good read with plenty of details about the hardships and personality conflits the group experienced on the adventure. It's not all doom and gloom, the love of family shines throughout with a touching renunion with loved ones in New York.

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Saturday, February 04, 2006

Give Peas a Chance...

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: a can of peaches. The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. He said, " What is it?" The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."

Thanks to Ebaums World and PETA for this


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