Cows, Constitution, and Carlin...

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that The U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. Then, they tracked her calves to their stalls.But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around the country. Maybe we should give every illegal alien a cow!

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them the american constitution? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and they're not using it anymore.

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and"Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians.

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart ..."Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America who is willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail."

I'm BC and I'll BC'ing Ya

It's such a wonderful toy...

Remember Slinky's? Here's a Slinky related inspirational thought:

Some People are like Slinky's...Not really good for anything...But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

BC